I can't abide whistle-stop
tours. I prefer getting to know places and seeing what lies beyond the usual
entrapments of ubiquitous tourist trails; although I will happily lap up the
many conveniences of big resorts when the mood takes me. Who doesn't enjoy
stepping out of a hotel foyer directly onto a bustling street filled with
countless cafés, bars and restaurants?
Before I first visited
Portugal, I was partial to exploring Ireland (mainly the Republic opposed to
the North). I started off around Dublin, then went off to explore County
Wicklow (the 'garden of Ireland'). I adored the rugged Wicklow mountains and
the incredible views which occasionally even yield glimpses of the Snowdonia
mountains across the Irish Sea, back in my native Wales. After that, I
discovered the West of Ireland, the Ring of Kerry, Killarney, the Dingle
Peninsula and the gloriously scary cliffs of Eiréann's Western shores.
This is the only place I've visited where the churning seas are even more wild
and forbidding than those of Portugal's silver coast.
First taste
My first taste of Portugal was
from the seats of classic Volvos, namely a 144 and latterly a PV544. The Expat
owner had very particular and very strongly held views about what was good and
what was not so good about Portugal. He tailored our trips to specifically
avoid the more touristy Portuguese enclaves, doing his utmost to introduce
Portugal in an authentic light. Anywhere that had an abundance of Brits (Expat
or otherwise) seemed to be on his 'PLACES TO AVOID' list! This meant that my
first tastes of Portugal were distinctly rural and quite rustic in nature. The
places we visited seemed a very long way from the Algarve, especially when
traversing the hot, shimmering plains of Alentejo in 50 year old Volvos which
had no air conditioning!
I thoroughly appreciated those
'authentic' first experiences of Portugal. I have to confess, it always amused
me when my friend and I consistently seemed to bump into our fair share of
British people, no matter where we went in Portugal! This scenario suggested
that my old pal hadn't moved quite far enough from dear old Blighty to
permanently rid himself of the people that he confessed he'd moved to Portugal
to avoid! Perhaps the deepest recesses of the Amazon basin would have been more
suitable for him?
Truly
authentic
I guess that my first truly
authentic taste of Portuguese life came, perversely, on the day my hired car
broke down just outside a very rural village called Pé da Serra in the Alentejo
region. Having travelled extensively around Portugal in 50-year-old Volvos, I
was eventually let down by a four-month-old Jeep Grand Cherokee with a very
rough-sounding diff. But the experience didn't turn out to be a negative one.
The tale morphed into one of meeting some very helpful and hospitable local
folk who were the very epitome of Portuguese 'chill'.
"Calm down, you'll get
your car sorted out soon enough," declared one elderly gentleman who'd
been watching as I irritably paced up and down the narrow cobbled street
struggling to get a reply from the breakdown assistance team in Lisbon.
"Look, we have plenty of good food, good cold beer and lots of decent
Alentejo wine, you'll not perish." He chuckled, before shouting out to a
bunch of guys whom I'd noticed milling about beneath a corrugated veranda
annexed to a row of whitewashed cottages, "Get this guy a cold mini!"
Suddenly, I had a bottle of Super Bock in my hand and I didn't feel quite so
stranded.
Nothing
wasted!
The "plenty of good
food" turned out to be a very freshly butchered lamb and an equally
recently deceased cockerel who'd clearly never again be disturbing anyone's
morning slumber. The four fellows milling around beneath the veranda were
dealing with various elements of the butchery process. Nothing appeared to be
wasted. Even the offal was distributed between them in plastic supermarket
bags. Other gubbins were tossed into a large aluminium pot and boiled up
alongside some onions, herbs and vegetables to create a rich stock.
In another corner, a large pot
of long-grain rice was simmering away. There were some chunks of fried off
fatty meat (presumably lamb) placed on a large metal plate. I watched as the
meat was carefully placed into the pot of steaming hot rice alongside generous
handfuls of freshly chopped herbs. It was all finished off with a kind of thin
gravy made in a metal jug from the cockerel's blood, some of the boiling stock,
a cup of red wine vinegar and some more freshly chopped herbs. It smelled
awesome.
“The real
deal”
"You may as well have some
wine, you're not going anywhere today Amigo," said the massive fellow
who'd been doing most of the cooking. "You'll not find food or wine like
this in Lisbon!" he joked, "This is the real deal, it's what us
proper Portuguese people eat and drink. We keep all the best stuff for
ourselves right HERE where it's all produced!" Everyone laughed and agreed
that I'd not be heading anywhere near Lisbon until the morning at the very
earliest, not that I'd been planning on heading anywhere near Lisbon. They
presumed that I was from the capital and I simply didn't have the heart nor the
inclination to correct them.
Before the big pot of meat and
rice was brought to the table, a large round (sponge cake-sized) portion of
cheese was brought out along with a freshly baked (warm) Portuguese loaf.
"It's goat's milk cottage
cheese that I made earlier! It's less than an hour old," said the chef. I
commented that it reminded me of Indian paneer. "Exactly," he smiled,
"It's like paneer for a very good reason because it's us Portuguese who
introduced this type of cheese-making to the Indians in Bengal. In India they
use buffalo or cow's milk but right here in Portugal we still use locally
sourced goat's milk and sometimes even ewe's milk. Taste it, it's a sharper,
fresher taste than paneer. It's sweeter too. We even drizzle it with runny
honey for breakfast. It's more Portuguese than old João over there." He
pointed to an old chap making his way gingerly up the street to partake in this
manly feast. João was 92 years old.
As the evening wore on, I lost
count of how many bottles of wine we shared but no one was counting. The rice
dish might sound simple but the flavours were subtle, complex and utterly
delicious. We ended the evening with Port and Medronho. We all concluded that
all we'd missed out on during our all-male gathering was some exotic Brazilian
female company!
Despite my hire car being
replaced by lunchtime the following day, I stayed on in this lovely village for
2 more days. It was a truly memorable taste of life in rural Portugal.
Douglas Hughes is a UK-based writer producing general interest articles ranging from travel pieces to classic motoring.
It's about time someone spoke the truth about Portugal and all this noncence would stop. !!!!!
By J from Lisbon on 15 Oct 2022, 19:02